ARC Review: How to Make a Horror Movie and Survive by Craig DiLouie

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Book: How to Make a Horror Movie and Survive

Author: Craig DiLouie

Pages: 320

Source: NetGalley

Publisher: Redhook

Genre: Horror

Publication Date: June 18, 2024

Summary:

Horror isn’t horror unless it’s real.

Max Maury should be on top of the world. He’s a famous horror director. Actors love him. Hollywood needs him. He’s making money hand over fist. But it’s the 80s, and he’s directing cheap slashers for audiences who only crave more blood, not real art. Not real horror. And Max’s slimy producer refuses to fund any of his new ideas.

Sally Priest dreams of being the Final Girl. She knows she’s got what it takes to score the lead role, even if she’s only been cast in small parts so far. When Sally meets Max at his latest wrap party, she sets out to impress him and prove her scream queen prowess.

But when Max discovers an old camera that filmed a very real Hollywood horror, he knows that he has to use this camera for his next movie. The only problem is that it came with a cryptic warning and sometimes wails.

By the time Max discovers the true evil lying within, he’s already dead set on finishing the scariest movie ever put to film, and like it or not, it’s Sally’s time to shine as the Final Girl.


My Review:

I was given a free advanced reader copy of How to Make a Horror Movie and Survive by Craig DiLouie by Redhook via NetGalley in exchange for an honest review.  Thank you, Redhook!

Max Maury is a hot up-and-coming horror movie director with the conclusion of his debut movie trilogy fresh off the press.  In the Hollywood horror scene of the 1980’s, he is the next big thing in slasher horror, and everyone wants a piece of the action.  He’s made the leading actor and actress of these movies rich and famous, and they’re thirsty for more.  Other would-be actors are practically throwing themselves at him, begging him to put them in his next film.

Max, though, is disappointed in himself.  After he hears people in the audience laughing instead of gasping during his latest movie’s premiere, he feels like he’s failed as a horror director.  He feels like he’s sold out to his sleezy producer, like he’s only in it for the money instead of creating real horror.  At the premiere after party, Max wanders off to escape the praise he doesn’t feel he deserves, which is where he stumbles upon a copy of a film that shouldn’t exist.  It’s a horror movie that ended in the deaths of all but three crew members, and through a series of coincidences, Max ends up with the camera used to film it.

The view of this film coincides with Max meeting Sally Priest, a bit actress with ambitions of being cast as the next Final Girl.  She inspires him to film the most realistic, best horror movie ever made.  Max decides the best way to do that is with his new camera, and he wants to make Sally Priest the star.  However, the camera is more than it seems, and the cost of using it could be more than Max or Sally are able to pay.

This is probably obvious from the description of the story, but How to Make a Horror Movie and Survive’s plot was pretty meta.  The entire story is about the filming of a horror movie and all the steps that going into movie-making in general.  It also refers to and abides by the “rules of horror,”  such as having a Bad Girl, a Final Girl, etc.  The true story isn’t about horror movies or making them, though.  It’s about the horror story of the cursed film camera and a director willing to do anything to make his dream come true.

Max and Sally, along with various other people throughout the story, become characters in the very movie their filming.  It’s a story within a story, of sorts, and for the most part it works.  Unfortunately, abiding by such a predictable story structure made every twist and turn the story took very predictable.  I won’t go into spoilers here, but let’s just say, even though some of the horror rules were subverted, the results were still easy to anticipate.  I did find the story suspenseful at times, but this predictability made it a slow read, which is difficult to accomplish in a novel barely over 300 pages.

Additionally, I feel like movie buffs or cinephiles may get more out of reading this books than I did.  The parts of the story focusing on Max’s point of view often include a lot of technical terminology and movie-related jargon that, to me, wasn’t really necessary.  It felt like a lot of this internal dialogue about how movies get made was just there to pad out the story instead of moving the plot forward.  I enjoy watching movies, and I mostly understood what was being described.  I just didn’t care about it in relation to the plot. 

Finally, I just didn’t find this book very scary at all.  Sure, it’s a thought-provoking premise.  A director uses a cursed film camera to create a real horror movie because the camera kills people.  There are some graphic descriptions of some of the deaths, but I’ve never found blood and gore to be scary – it’s just gross.  I feel like DiLouie leaned a bit too hard into the horror movie creation process rather than writing a horror story.


My Rating:

Rating: 3 out of 5.

I gave How to Make a Horror Movie and Survive by Craig DiLouie three out of five stars.  The book was well written, and DiLouie obviously did his research regarding how movies are made.  However, I found the story predictable, and there was a lot of info-dumping via character internal monologue that did little to characterize or move the plot forward.  I definitely found his previous novel, Episode Thirteen, much more suspenseful and scary.  I wish he would’ve used more of the psychological horror from that book in this one (you can read my review of Episode Thirteen here).  In the end, this book just felt like a gimmick.

Have you read anything by Craig DiLouie?  What kind of horror books do you enjoy reading?  Let me know in the comments below!

ARC Review: An Education in Malice by S.T. Gibson

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Book: An Education in Malice

Author: S.T. Gibson

Pages: 272

Source: Redhook

Publisher: Redhook

Genre: Fantasy, Romance, LGBTQ+

Publication Date: February 13, 2024

Summary:

Sumptuous and addictive, An Education in Malice is a dark academia tale of blood, secrets and insatiable hungers from S.T. Gibson, author of the cult hit A Dowry of Blood.

Deep in the forgotten hills of Massachusetts stands Saint Perpetua’s College. Isolated and ancient, it is not a place for timid girls. Here, secrets are currency, ambition is lifeblood, and strange ceremonies welcome students into the fold.

On her first day of class, Laura Sheridan is thrust into an intense academic rivalry with the beautiful and enigmatic Carmilla. Together, they are drawn into the confidence of their demanding poetry professor, De Lafontaine, who holds her own dark obsession with Carmilla.

But as their rivalry blossoms into something far more delicious, Laura must confront her own strange hungers. Tangled in a sinister game of politics, bloodthirsty professors and dark magic, Laura and Carmilla must decide how much they are willing to sacrifice in their ruthless pursuit of knowledge.


My Review:

I was given a free advanced reader’s copy of An Education in Malice by S.T. Gibson by Redhook in exchange for an honest review.  Thank you, Redhook!

An Education in Malice takes place in the late 1960’s at a small, private university in Massachusetts called St. Perpetua’s.  Laura Sheridan is a young woman from Mississippi with a talent for writing poetry.  She is so talented that the poetry professor, Professor De Lafontaine, admits Laura into her course as a freshman.  Professor De Lafontaine’s star student, Carmilla, takes offense to these and feels threatened by Laura.  The resulting rivalry seems sure to cause trouble.  At least, if it weren’t for Laura’s secret crush on Carmilla.

The more time Laura spends at St. Perpetua’s, the more she starts to notice unusual behavior between Carmilla and Professor De Lafontaine.  At first she’s jealous, both of Carmilla and of the professor.  That is until one night, she sees something between the two that she never should have witnessed.  As a result, both Laura and Carmilla are dragged into a dark world neither of them could have imagined, and a bond is forged that may prove unbreakable.

It took me a bit after finishing this book to decide whether or not I truly enjoyed it.  I did finish it really quickly, reading it within a day, but there was something about the incongruity of Laura’s characterization, the development of her relationship with both Carmilla and De Lafontaine, and the overarching conflict in the book that didn’t quite sit well with me at first.  Once I had time to think about it all, though, I decided I did like this book – not love it necessarily, but like for sure.

First of all, Laura’s seemingly demure and conservative demeaner was purely a front.  It is quickly evident her inner thoughts are anything but pure.  At first, Laura’s descriptions of herself as she appeared to others were giving me whiplash compared to her true inner thoughts.  Then, I gave it some deeper thought.  Here is a young woman who was raised in the conservative culture of The Deep South by a religious family who is suddenly thrust into a world that doesn’t judge her for being who she is.  She was probably experiencing a huge amount of culture shock even if the school itself was also conservative.  Massachusetts conservative and Mississippi conservative tend to be totally different things.

Another source of perplexity for me was the relationships and power dynamics at play with Laura, Carmilla, and De Lafontaine.  Definitely read the content warning for this book because there’s almost a sense that De Lafontaine grooms young women in her classes for her own reasons, and it was definitely problematic.  I will admit that De Lafontaine somewhat redeems herself by the end of the book.  However, I didn’t like how few consequences there really were in this story in general.  It seemed like everyone got what they wanted one way or another.

Finally, the actual “bad guy” in the story never really felt threatening.  It was purely a plot device to force relationships to move forward and insert conflict when plenty already existed.  The resolution to the conflict was somewhat anticlimactic, and I just remember saying to myself, “Wait.  That’s it?”  It ended up feeling like an excuse to exonerate De Lafontaine of all guilt when it would’ve been a more interesting story if she remained the antagonist she was built up to be.


My Rating:

Rating: 3 out of 5.

I gave An Education in Malice by S.T. Gibson three out of five stars.  I did enjoy reading the story, and I’m always a sucker for a good vampire book.  However, there were more than a few times my immersion was affected by the incongruity of characters and their actions.  Additionally, rather than the initial conflict in the book being resolved, it was deflected onto another character while everyone else suffered little to no lasting consequences.  This book is still worth a read if you enjoyed A Dowry of Blood, which I did, but I can’t help but hope the sequel to Dowry is better than An Education in Malice ended up being.

Have you read any books by S.T. Gibson?  What did you think of them?  Let me know in the comments!

March 2022 TBR List

I promised a list of books I plan to read in March 2022, so here it is! I am trying to play catch up this month. This list reflects books and ARC’s I’m trying to read with priority placed on library books I currently have checked out and ARC’s. The books are listed in the order I plan to prioritize reading them. It’s also a good preview of reviews to expect from me over the coming months if you’re interested in keeping an eye out for those. All the summaries I’m copying are from The Storygraph, and each image should link to the book’s respective page on The Storygraph as well. Here goes nothing!


1. How High We Go in the Dark by Sequoia Nagamatsu

Source: Library book

Summary:

For fans of Cloud Atlas and Station Eleven, a spellbinding and profoundly prescient debut that follows a cast of intricately linked characters over hundreds of years as humanity struggles to rebuild itself in the aftermath of a climate plague—a daring and deeply heartfelt work of mind-bending imagination from a singular new voice.

In 2030, a grieving archeologist arrives in the Arctic Circle to continue the work of his recently deceased daughter at the Batagaika Crater, where researchers are studying long-buried secrets now revealed in melting permafrost, including the perfectly preserved remains of a girl who appears to have died of an ancient virus.

Once unleashed, the Arctic plague will reshape life on Earth for generations to come, quickly traversing the globe, forcing humanity to devise a myriad of moving and inventive ways to embrace possibility in the face of tragedy. In a theme park designed for terminally ill children, a cynical employee falls in love with a mother desperate to hold on to her infected son. A heartbroken scientist searching for a cure finds a second chance at fatherhood when one of his test subjects—a pig—develops the capacity for human speech. A widowed painter and her teenaged granddaughter embark on a cosmic quest to locate a new home planet.

From funerary skyscrapers to hotels for the dead to interstellar starships, Sequoia Nagamatsu takes readers on a wildly original and compassionate journey, spanning continents, centuries, and even celestial bodies to tell a story about the resilience of the human spirit, our infinite capacity to dream, and the connective threads that tie us all together in the universe.


2. The Priory of the Orange Tree by Samantha Shannon

Source: Owned (Paperback, e-book)

Summary:

A world divided.
A queendom without an heir.
An ancient enemy awakens.

The House of Berethnet has ruled Inys for a thousand years. Still unwed, Queen Sabran the Ninth must conceive a daughter to protect her realm from destruction–but assassins are getting closer to her door. Ead Duryan is an outsider at court. Though she has risen to the position of lady-in-waiting, she is loyal to a hidden society of mages. Ead keeps a watchful eye on Sabran, secretly protecting her with forbidden magic.Across the dark sea, Tan has trained all her life to be a dragonrider, but is forced to make a choice that could see her life unravel. Meanwhile, the divided East and West refuse to parley, and forces of chaos are rising from their sleep.


3. The Library of the Unwritten by A.J. Hackwith

Source: Library book

Summary:

In the first book in a brilliant new fantasy series, books that aren’t finished by their authors reside in the Library of the Unwritten in Hell, and it is up to the Librarian to track down any restless characters who emerge from those unfinished stories.

Many years ago, Claire was named Head Librarian of the Unwritten Wing—a neutral space in Hell where all the stories unfinished by their authors reside. Her job consists mainly of repairing and organizing books, but also of keeping an eye on restless stories that risk materializing as characters and escaping the library. When a Hero escapes from his book and goes in search of his author, Claire must track and capture him with the help of former muse and current assistant Brevity and nervous demon courier Leto.

But what should have been a simple retrieval goes horrifyingly wrong when the terrifyingly angelic Ramiel attacks them, convinced that they hold the Devil’s Bible. The text of the Devil’s Bible is a powerful weapon in the power struggle between Heaven and Hell, so it falls to the librarians to find a book with the power to reshape the boundaries between Heaven, Hell … and Earth.


4. The Archive of the Forgotten by A.J. Hackwith

Source: Library book

Summary:

In the second installment of this richly imagined fantasy adventure series, a new threat from within the Library could destroy those who depend upon it the most.

The Library of the Unwritten in Hell was saved from total devastation, but hundreds of potential books were destroyed. Former librarian Claire and Brevity the muse feel the loss of those stories, and are trying to adjust to their new roles within the Arcane Wing and Library, respectively. But when the remains of those books begin to leak a strange ink, Claire realizes that the Library has kept secrets from Hell–and from its own librarians.

Claire and Brevity are immediately at odds in their approach to the ink, and the potential power that it represents has not gone unnoticed. When a representative from the Muses Corps arrives at the Library to advise Brevity, the angel Rami and the erstwhile Hero hunt for answers in other realms. The true nature of the ink could fundamentally alter the afterlife for good or ill, but it entirely depends on who is left to hold the pen.


5. The Fated Sky by Mary Robinette Kowal

Source: Library book

Summary:

Mary Robinette Kowal continues the grand sweep of alternate history begun in The Calculating StarsThe Fated Sky looks forward to 1961, when mankind is well-established on the moon and looking forward to its next step: journeying to, and eventually colonizing, Mars.

The Verge–Best SFF Books for August 2018
io9 –Best SFF Books for August 2018
Unbound Worlds –Best SFF Books for August 2018
Tor.com –Best SFF Books for August 2018
Kirkus Online –Best SFF Books for August 2018
Nerdmuch –Best SFF Books for August 2018

Of course the noted Lady Astronaut Elma York would like to go, but there’s a lot riding on whoever the International Aerospace Coalition decides to send on this historic–but potentially very dangerous–mission? Could Elma really leave behind her husband and the chance to start a family to spend several years traveling to Mars? And with the Civil Rights movement taking hold all over Earth, will the astronaut pool ever be allowed to catch up, and will these brave men and women of all races be treated equitably when they get there? This gripping look at the real conflicts behind a fantastical space race will put a new spin on our visions of what might have been.


6. Daughter of the Moon Goddess by Sue Lynn Tan

Source: Library book

Summary:

Growing up on the moon, Xingyin is accustomed to solitude, unaware that she is being hidden from the powerful Celestial Emperor who exiled her mother for stealing his elixir of immortality. But when Xingyin’s magic flares and her existence is discovered, she is forced to flee her home, leaving her mother behind.

Alone, untrained, and afraid, she makes her way to the Celestial Kingdom, a land of wonder and secrets. Disguising her identity, she seizes an opportunity to learn alongside the Crown Prince, mastering archery and magic, even as passion flames between her and the emperor’s son.

To save her mother, Xingyin embarks on a perilous quest, confronting legendary creatures and vicious enemies across the earth and skies. When treachery looms and forbidden magic threatens the kingdom, however, she must challenge the ruthless Celestial Emperor for her dream—striking a dangerous bargain in which she is torn between losing all she loves or plunging the realm into chaos.

Daughter of the Moon Goddess begins an enchanting, romantic duology which weaves ancient Chinese mythology into a sweeping adventure of immortals and magic, of loss and sacrifice—where love vies with honor, dreams are fraught with betrayal, and hope emerges triumphant.


7. Dead Silence by S.A. Barnes

Source: Library book

Summary:

Titanic meets The Shining in this SF horror in which a woman and her crew board a decades-lost luxury cruiser and find the wreckage of a nightmare that hasn’t yet ended.

A GHOST SHIP.
A SALVAGE CREW.
UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS.

Claire Kovalik is days away from being unemployed—made obsolete—when her beacon repair crew picks up a strange distress signal. With nothing to lose and no desire to return to Earth, Claire and her team decide to investigate.

What they find at the other end of the signal is a shock: the Aurora, a famous luxury space-liner that vanished on its maiden tour of the solar system more than twenty years ago. A salvage claim like this could set Claire and her crew up for life. But a quick trip through the Aurora reveals something isn’t right.

Whispers in the dark. Flickers of movement. Words scrawled in blood. Claire must fight to hold onto her sanity and find out what really happened on the Aurora, before she and her crew meet the same ghastly fate.


8. Comeuppance Served Cold by Marion Deeds

Source: NetGalley

Release Date: March 22, 2022

Summary:

Seattle, 1929—a bitterly divided city overflowing with wealth, violence, and magic.

A respected magus and city leader intent on criminalizing Seattle’s most vulnerable magickers hires a young woman as a lady’s companion to curb his rebellious daughter’s outrageous behavior.

The widowed owner of a speakeasy encounters an opportunity to make her husband’s murderer pay while she tries to keep her shapeshifter brother safe.

A notorious thief slips into the city to complete a delicate and dangerous job that will leave chaos in its wake.

One thing is for certain—comeuppance, eventually, waits for everyone.


9. Wild and Wicked Things by Francesca May

Source: NetGalley

Release Date: March 29, 2022

Summary:

In the aftermath of World War I, a young woman gets swept into a glittering world filled with illicit magic, romance, blood debts, and murder in this lush and decadent debut novel.


On Crow Island, people whispered, real magic lurked just below the surface, but Annie Mason never expected her enigmatic new neighbor to be a witch.
When she witnesses a confrontation between her best friend Bea and the infamous Emmeline Delacroix at one of Emmeline’s extravagantly illicit parties, she is drawn into a glittering, haunted world. A world where magic can buy what money can not; a world where the consequence of a forbidden blood bargain might be death.


10. The Shadow of the Gods by John Gwynne

Source: NetGalley

Summary:

The old gods are dead . . . but their power remains.

After the gods warred and drove themselves to extinction, the cataclysm of their fall shattered the land of Vigrid.

Now a new world is rising from the ashes of the old, where power-hungry jarls carve out petty kingdoms and monsters stalk the woods and mountains. A world where the bones of the dead gods still hold great power, promising fame and fortune for those brave – or desperate – enough to seek them out.

As whispers of war echo over the plains and across the fjords, fate follows in the footsteps of three people: a huntress searching for her missing son, a jarl’s daughter who has rejected privilege in pursuit of battle fame, and a thrall who seeks vengeance among the famed mercenaries known as the Bloodsworn.

All three will shape the fate of the world as it once more teeters on the edge of chaos.


11. The Hunger of the Gods by John Gwynne

Source: NetGalley

Release Date: April 12, 2022

Summary:

The Hunger of the Gods continues John Gwynne’s acclaimed Norse-inspired epic fantasy series, packed with myth, magic and bloody vengeance

Lik-Rifa, the dragon god of legend, has been freed from her eternal prison. Now she plots a new age of blood and conquest.

As Orka continues the hunt for her missing son, the Bloodsworn sweep south in a desperate race to save one of their own – and Varg takes the first steps on the path of vengeance.

Elvar has sworn to fulfil her blood oath and rescue a prisoner from the clutches of Lik-Rifa and her dragonborn followers, but first she must persuade the Battle-Grim to follow her.

Yet even the might of the Bloodsworn and Battle-Grim cannot stand alone against a dragon god.

Their hope lies within the mad writings of a chained god. A book of forbidden magic with the power to raise the wolf god Ulfrir from the dead . . . and bring about a battle that will shake the foundations of the earth.


12. Under Fortunate Stars by Ren Hutchings

Source: NetGalley

Release Date: May 10, 2022

Summary:

A modern, progressive homage to classic space opera stories, with flawed heroes and time travel

Stranded in the Dark

In the final throes of the generations-long war with the alien Felen, smuggler Jereth Keeven’s junk freighter breaks down in a strange rift in deep space, with little chance of rescue – until they encounter a science vessel that claims to be from 152 years in the future.

Engineer Uma Ozakka has always been fascinated with the past, especially the desperate peace mission that ended the war with the Felen and ushered in a new age of collaboration – a mission Keeven’s first mate Leesongronski is supposed to be leading right now.

If Ozakka is right, more than the fates of two ships hangs in the balance…


13. Siren Queen by Nghi Vo

Source: NetGalley

Release Date: May 10, 2022

Summary:

From award-winning author Nghi Vo comes a dazzling new novel where immortality is just a casting call away.

It was magic. In every world, it was a kind of magic.

“No maids, no funny talking, no fainting flowers.” Luli Wei is beautiful, talented, and desperate to be a star. Coming of age in pre-Code Hollywood, she knows how dangerous the movie business is and how limited the roles are for a Chinese American girl from Hungarian Hill—but she doesn’t care. She’d rather play a monster than a maid.

But in Luli’s world, the worst monsters in Hollywood are not the ones on screen. The studios want to own everything from her face to her name to the women she loves, and they run on a system of bargains made in blood and ancient magic, powered by the endless sacrifice of unlucky starlets like her. For those who do survive to earn their fame, success comes with a steep price. Luli is willing to do whatever it takes—even if that means becoming the monster herself.

Siren Queen offers up an enthralling exploration of an outsider achieving stardom on her own terms, in a fantastical Hollywood where the monsters are real and the magic of the silver screen illuminates every page.


14. The Stardust Thief by Chelsea Abdullah

Source: NetGalley

Release Date: May 17, 2022

Summary:

Inspired by stories from One Thousand and One NightsThe Stardust Thief weaves the gripping tale of a legendary smuggler, a cowardly prince, and a dangerous quest across the desert to find a legendary, magical lamp.

Neither here nor there, but long ago…

Loulie al-Nazari is the Midnight Merchant: a criminal who, with the help of her jinn bodyguard, hunts and sells illegal magic. When she saves the life of a cowardly prince, she draws the attention of his powerful father, the sultan, who blackmails her into finding an ancient lamp that has the power to revive the barren land—at the cost of sacrificing all jinn.

With no choice but to obey or be executed, Loulie journeys with the sultan’s oldest son to find the artifact. Aided by her bodyguard, who has secrets of his own, they must survive ghoul attacks, outwit a vengeful jinn queen, and confront a malicious killer from Loulie’s past. And, in a world where story is reality and illusion is truth, Loulie will discover that everything—her enemy, her magic, even her own past—is not what it seems, and she must decide who she will become in this new reality.


15. Iron Widow by Xiran Jay Xhao

Source: Library book

Summary:

Pacific Rim meets The Handmaid’s Tale in this blend of Chinese history and mecha science fiction for YA readers.

The boys of Huaxia dream of pairing up with girls to pilot Chrysalises, giant transforming robots that can battle the mecha aliens that lurk beyond the Great Wall. It doesn’t matter that the girls often die from the mental strain.

When 18-year-old Zetian offers herself up as a concubine-pilot, it’s to assassinate the ace male pilot responsible for her sister’s death. But she gets her vengeance in a way nobody expected—she kills him through the psychic link between pilots and emerges from the cockpit unscathed. She is labeled an Iron Widow, a much-feared and much-silenced kind of female pilot who can sacrifice boys to power up Chrysalises instead.​

To tame her unnerving yet invaluable mental strength, she is paired up with Li Shimin, the strongest and most controversial male pilot in Huaxia​. But now that Zetian has had a taste of power, she will not cower so easily. She will miss no opportunity to leverage their combined might and infamy to survive attempt after attempt on her life, until she can figure out exactly why the pilot system works in its misogynist way—and stop more girls from being sacrificed.


Whew! I’ve got my work cut out for me this month with 15 books to read! I really need to get caught up on some reading, though, so hopefully, it all goes smoothly. Do you plan to read any of these books? Any of the pique your interest? Let me know in the comments below!